Last night was Freund's Christmas party. I definitely got the shit end of the stick. Some of my presents include: A cinder block, toilet bowl brush and cleaner, and the pubes wig. For the real gift exchange I received "Beers of the World" which is nice, but will probably take me a long time to get through since I only really drink in a social setting. I also got a stuffed Doughboy which is identical to the one I already have, but this one goes "woo-hoo" when you press it's belly.