Went to Merriville, Indiana today to help move a studio. Two minutes after arriving, I was setting down a tape deck on the floor when I heard a horrid ripping sound coming from my backside. In the ass of my shorts there was now a hole 8 inches long. I had to explain to my boss that I needed to borrow the Comcast van to make an emergency trip to Wal-Mart for some new shorts. Kinda embarrassing, yet kinda funny.