Poll Results: September
The people have
spoken.
According to popular vote, it is said
that I look most like Finch.
Finch's
real name is Eddie Kaye Thomas and is best known
for his work in the American Pie movies.
The race
was, however, was an exciting one. Here is the
breakdown of your votes:
(Commentary
provided by Francis Poindexter, danheuser.com's very own political analyst.)
Total Votes: 47
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Slyvester
Stallone Votes: 1 Percentage: 2.1% "Slyvester, you fool! Why did you even compete? You know that you didn't stand a chance! I have reason to believe that your one vote was a pity vote, nothing more. Be gone!" - F.P. |
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Billy Joe Armstrong Votes: 4 Percentage: 8.5% Billy Joe, I'm disappointed in you. Only four votes? At least it's more than what you paid for that shitty yellow tie. NO SOUP FOR YOU!" - F.P. |
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Carson
Daly Votes: 5 Percentage: 10.6% "How could you have done so crappy? You have your own late night talk show for Gods sake! Wait...you are on after Conan. But that's okay, your show is still good....FOR ME TO POOP ON!" - F.P. |
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Jared
Fogle Votes: 18 Percentage: 38.3% "Well, well, well, Mr. Fogle....it looks like you are one pickle short of a Subway sandwich. Go back to eating burgers fatty!" - F.P. |
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Finch
(Eddie Kaye Thomas) Votes: 19 Percentage: 40.4% "Congratulations Finch, you won. But don't get too cocky now. I know you have gotten with Stiffler's mom. But you only beat Jared Fatty Bo Batty by 1 vote. I would watch where you walk from now on. Jared has eaten nothing but lettuce for 4 years. He longs for red meat. He'll tear you apart......" -F.P. |
Once again, thanks to all who voted.
Thanks to all my vote counters, whom without, this
would not have been possible. And finally, congratulations to Finch, my
new celebrity look-alike!
